pointless curses, nonsense verses.

teenagerposts:

When you insist on treating your friend

supernovablake:

bellamaeblaeke:

freckldbellamy:

nikadd:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

john mulaney when squidward comes to take him to titan: I aint going to no secondary location

John mulaney lying tummy up in wakanda, flailing his arms and legs: YOU’VE GOT TO THROW THEM OFF THEIR RHYTHM 

john mulaney in a fight, chewing on a tab of alka-seltzer he keeps on him at all times: I HAVE RABIES

halalcocaine:

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

dekubunny:

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

isaubel:

my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip

(Source: bela40)

mightbeinsaneforever:

reynabcth:

princessfailureee:

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

(Source: johnkrasinski)